A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it [more...][Comment on this]
A man makes a little trip with his wife. On horses. As they ride by a tree, the husband's horse rubs its rear-leg on the tree. [more...][Comment on this]
A young mother had just given birth to a new born baby, the nurse was just congratulating her, when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand. [more...][Comment on this]